Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he'd like to live with? "Well not papa bear he beats me," says baby bear. "So mama bear?" asks the Judge. "Oh no she beats me even worse than papa bear," says baby bear. "So who would you like to live with?" the Judge asks curiously. "My grandma bear in Chicago." says b…

Mama and Papa Bear are getting divorced... and the Judge is asking Baby Bear who he wishes to live with. ""So, is it Mama or Papa?"" the Judge asks. ""Mama and Papa beat me,"" says Baby Bear. ""Well do you have any other relatives?"" asked the Judge. ""I have an uncle in Chicago,"" replies Baby Bear. ""Does he beat you too?"" asks the Judge. ""Naww,"" says Baby Bear. ""The Chicago Bears don't beat anybody.""

So this guy has a sore elbow. So this guy has a sore elbow and goes down to the clinic to get it checked out. The doctor says ""No problem, we just got a new machine and if you give it a blood sample it tells you exactly what's wrong with you and how to treat it."" The guy is skeptical but gives it a shot. The machine tells him ""you have tennis elbow, ice and rest your elbow for 2 weeks."" The guy is impressed but still not convinced. He decides he wants to trick this new machine. He goes home …

Cricket Joke I remember this joke from years ago, It might not be totally accurate but I tried my best to repeat it: A man is sitting in the waiting room of the hospital while his wife is giving birth. After a while, the doctor comes out and says ""You have a beautiful baby boy, but we think there may be another one on the way"". So the man sits back down and continues waiting. Some time later, the doctor comes out again and says ""It's a girl, but there looks like there's another one in there""…