A Very Nice Golfer There are two men playing golf, at the end of the range you can see a funeral procession going by. As the hearse drives by followed by a few cars one man kneels down, takes off his hat and puts it over his heart, and says a prayer. The man next to him says, ""Well that's the nicest thing I've ever seen a golfer do!"" The man stands up says ""Well it's the least I could do, I was married to her for 35 years...""