Good Kid! A father had a rather dim-witted son. One day, the son came home from school. His father asked him, ""How was school, son?"" His son replied, ""Great dad! My teacher asked a question, and only I could answer!"" His father was overjoyed. He probed, ""Good kid! What was the question?"" His son replied, ""She asked, 'Who farted?' ""

A black, a mexican, and a white kid are in a classroom learning about nouns. The teach asks the class to pick two nouns at random and after some debate ""liver"" and ""cheese"" are selected. The teacher informs the children that they will be making sentences with these two nouns. First she calls on little Billy, the white kid, ""Billy, can you use liver and cheese in a sentence?"" ""When my father serves liver he makes it with a side of cheese"" replies Billy. ""Very good, the teach exclaims, ho…

Little Johnny : I like the way you think An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, ""If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"" One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, ""None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away."" The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer. Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, ""No, there would be one --the one that the farmer shot."" …

A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye. She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, ""Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy freaks out. He says, ""I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle 3 years ago. You look familiar, but I just can't remember. Who are you?"" She says, ""I'm your son's Sunday school teacher.""