Gentlemen...BEHOLD! Puns. What do you call a cool mushroom?...A fun guy!!! A neutron walks into a bar. ""I'd like a beer"" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. ""How much will that be?"" asks the neutron. ""For you?"" replies the bartender, ""no charge"" A guy walks into a restaurant, and takes a seat. Across the room he see's a panda bear eating a large pile of bamboo. Upon finishing the bamboo a waiter comes to the pandas table. The panda then shoots the waiter in the head, gets up, and leaves. The guy across the room gets up and shouts ""What the hell was that?"". The manager of the restaurant comes out and replies ""That's a panda. He eats, shoots, and leaves."" What do you say about a guy who's addicted to fishing? He's HOOKED! A guy tries to walk into a club, but the bouncer tells him he has to be wearing a tie to get in. The guy then goes to his car, takes out a pair of jumper cables, and fashions a tie with them. He tries again and the bouncer says ""You can come in, but don't start anything!"" CHEMISTRY TIME! Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive!' A guy asks a chemist to tell him a joke about potassium oxide. The chemist replies ""OK"". (yes I know that wasn't chemically accurate) I don't know about you guys, but Barium is Too Bad Ass! (props if you can figure this one out) Chemistry time is over. Why do cannibals eat readers instead of writers? It's because readers digest, and writers cramp. A guys asks his buddy ""Why do you worship swiss cheese?"" His friend replies ""It's wholly."" My uncle loves watching soccer. He says he gets a real kick out of it. AND FINALLY Out of all the X-Men why is Angel the most likely to become a rapper? Because he's the most fly! Please add more if you wish to add to the hilarity!