Helping The Doctor A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant. ""Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients"". ""Yes, sir!"" answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: ""So,Murphy, how was your day?"" Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. ""The first one had a headache so I gave him Paracetamol."" ""Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?"" asks the doctor. ""The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon,"" says Murphy. ""Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?"" asks the doctor. ""Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in! Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'"" ""Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?"" asks the doctor. ""I put drops in her eyes.""