People on a plane Bill Gates, Tony Blair, an old man and a schoolchild are on a plane, when the pilot bursts out of the cabin ""The plane is about to crash, and there are only four parachutes. And one of them is mine!"" The pilot jumps out of the plane with the parachute Tony Blair stands up, grabs a parachute and says ""I was Prime Minister of the UK, I deserve to live!"" He jumps out of the plane Bill Gates stands up and says ""I am the smartest man alive, I should survive"" He grabs a parachute and jumps out The old man turns to the child and says ""There is only one parachute left, I am old and have lived my life, you take it"" The child replies ""No need, Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack""