Two Parents Want to Adopt a Child... so they head down to adoption agency. They say to the matron, ""We'd like to adopt a child please."" She responds, ""Well, we only have one child left. And he's a head."" ""What?"" ""He has no arms or legs. He's really just a head, poor thing."" But the new parents decide they want him anyway. So they take him home, and he has a great childhood. He does well in school, learns to overcome his disability, and his parents support him. Eventually, he turns 21 and his dad takes him out for his first drink. They head up the hill to the local bar and take a seat. The dad says, ""Two beers please."" The bartender gives them the drinks and the son enjoys his first beer. Then, poof! Two arms pop out. Two drunks sitting over at a nearby table yell, ""Give 'im another one! Give 'im another one!"" So he has another beer and poof! Two legs pop out. Everyone celebrates, the son is dancing around and having a good time, when the drunks say, ""Give 'im another one!"" The son has another beer and poof! He disappears! The two drunks look at each other and say, ""He should have quit while he was a head.""