3 Men die and go to heaven... 3 men die and go to heaven and when they arrive at the gates St. Peter says to them, ""Welcome to the road to heaven. You must travel down this road behind me to reach Heaven, however, the medium of transportation is dependent on how faithful you were to your spouse during your lifetime."" First man steps up and St. Peter says, ""Ok Shawn it says here you have been completely faithful. As promised here is your vehicle a Ferrari f430."" Shawn grabs the keys and takes off down the road. The second man steps forward. ""Ok James you too have been faithful here are the keys to your McClaren F1."" James snatches the key and disappears promptly. The third man slowly shuffles forward... ""Kevin it saddens me to see that you have committed adultery twice, you must drive this 1989 Accord with only spare tires."" He too leaves. When Kevin arrives at heaven he sees James and Shawn but Shawn is clearly angry, Kevin asks what's the matter to which Shawn replies, ""I JUST PASSED MY WIFE ON A DAMN SKATEBOARD!""
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