The miser's will A notorious miser died, and in his will he left his $3 million estate split evenly among his three sons: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer. Being selfish even in death, he left each of them strict instructions to put the money in his coffin when they buried him. After the funeral, the three were talking, and the doctor said ""I have a confession to make. I didn't actually put all the money in the coffin -- it seemed like such a waste. I kept out $200,000 to buy some new equipment…

30 grand A man had $30,000 and was about to die, so he hired a doctor, preacher, and lawyer. The man told the three when I die each of you throw $10,000 of my money in my grave with me. So the man died and they did. Months later the doctor confessed, I only threw $7,000. I used $3,000 for medical research. Then the preacher confessed I only threw in $8,000. I used $2,000 for church repairs. Then the lawyer said I'm ashamed of you two. I wrote a check for the full $10,000 and threw it in.

Priest, Preacher and Rabbi Every Monday morning the local Catholic Priest, Preacher from the Church of God and Jewish Rabbi would meet at the local diner and discuss their weekend services. They always tried to outdo each other bragging about their congregations and sermons. Finally the diner owner got tired of it. ""It's always the same with you three. Why don't you take on something challenging?"" ""Like what?"" asked the priest. ""Doesn't the Bible say something about scripture taming a wild …

Health insurance A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his …