Marriage Jokes...more like facts Marriage Jokes We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage! A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man! A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife! A woman has the last word in…

An old Yiddish joke I read once in my granddad's book He passed, during the recent hurricane I went looking through his old books, most of which I tore through as a kid. An Orthodox Jewish man living in New York, he spends his life being entirely faithful to his God, his family... And raises his son to do the same. Finally on his son's 16th birthday, the father takes a massive amount of his savings from his bank, and sends his son on Birthright, a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. His son comes …

A Young Boy skips school and returns home to play video games. As the boy is playing his games, he hears his mother's car pulling into the driveway. He runs to hide in his parents closet. His mother is carried into the room by her secret lover and through the crack in the closet door, the boy witnesses everything. The fathers car pulls up in the driveway a little while later and the mother and lover immediately stop, kiss, and frantically throw their clothes back on and the mother shoves the l…

Peaty the Hilarious Clown A kid is deathly afraid of clowns. So for his birthday his parents hire ""Peaty the Hilarious"" a clown with amazing reviews on the internet to come perform for his birthday party. His parents hope that having an enjoyable clown will help him get over his fear of clowns. Peaty the Hilarious arrives 10 minutes late to a bunch of whiny kids and parents, gets out of his hilariously small car, marches right up to the birthday boy then growls at him and punches him in the fa…