So a Nun Walks into a Liquor Store... ...and shyly asks for a bottle of their finest Vodka. The Store own replys, ""I'm sorry mam, but your mother superior has already informed me that you are not to buy any alcohol from me."" 'But sir!"" she replied, ""It is for the mother superior. She's....constipated..."" and she hands the store owner a letter. Sure enough, it was a message from the mother superior, stating that she was constipated and was going to use the alcohol for medical reasons and a small wad of cash to pay for it. The store owner gives a bottle of the finest Vodka that he has to the nun, free of charge. Later, after the store owner closes up his shop and is on his way home he see the same nun, but she was drunk, holding the half empty bottle of vodka in one hand and holding on to a lamppost for support in the other. Furious, the store own yells, ""YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS FOR THE MOTHER SUPERIOR'S CONSTIPATION!!!' The nun yells back drunkenly, ""IT IS, AND WHEN SHE SHEES ME SHE'S GOING TO SHIT BRICKSH!!!""