Religion A priest gets into a car accident There is a horrible car accident on the highway, a Catholic priest climbs out of his car and leans on some nearby wreckage and notices that a Jewish rabbi crawls up next to him. ""That was quite a wreck"" the old priest says in a thick Irish accent. ""Oy vey, it sure wash"" proclaims the rabbi. The priest reaches into his coat and pulls out a flask of fine Irish whiskey and hands it to the rabbi, ""I bet you could use a wee bit of warming right now"" The rabbi says ""I sure could"" and takes a nice long snort of the whiskey. He hands it back and says ""How about you father, I bet you could use one too?"" The priest waves his hands and say ""No thanks, I'll wait until the police get here""
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