Religion A priest gets into a car accident There is a horrible car accident on the highway, a Catholic priest climbs out of his car and leans on some nearby wreckage and notices that a Jewish rabbi crawls up next to him. ""That was quite a wreck"" the old priest says in a thick Irish accent. ""Oy vey, it sure wash"" proclaims the rabbi. The priest reaches into his coat and pulls out a flask of fine Irish whiskey and hands it to the rabbi, ""I bet you could use a wee bit of warming right now"" Th…

Father O'Brien was driving home after lunch when a policeman pulled him over ... Father O'Brien was driving home after lunch when a policeman pulled him over. ""What have you been drinking?"" asked the cop. ""Only water,"" replied the priest. ""Then what's that next to you?"" said the policeman, pointing to the half-empty bottle of pinot noir in the passenger seat. ""Good Lord!"" said Father O'Brien. ""He's done it again!"" ^[[source]](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/cheers_e…

A man is driving when he gets stopped by the police. Confused, as he knew he did nothing wrong, the man asked the officer, ""Did I break any laws officer?"" The officer replied, ""No, in fact, your driving was so good that I wanted to give you a reward. I just need to see you drivers license to fill out a tax form."" ""I don't have a drivers license,"" Replied the man. ""You don't have a drivers license?"" The confused officer asked. The mans wife replied, ""Don't listen to him, he's drunk."" Th…

Rabbi and peace officer's son. A young boy had a father who is a member of the local S.W.A.T team. The boy is proud of this and shows his pride by printing up some bumper stickers and putting them on random cars. He comes to a Jewish synagogue and places one on the rabbi's car. The little boy goes inside to tell the rabbi what he did, and the rabbi knocks the kid to the ground. The rabbi's secretary runs in to see what all the noise is, sees the kid on the ground and asks what happened. The litt…