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TEXAS SURVIVOR Texas is trying to capitalize on the popularity of the show ""Survivor"" by hosting its own version. Contestants will have to drive from Amarillo and visit checkpoints in the following cities, Lubbock - Dallas - Waco - Austin - Houston - Laredo - San Antonio - El Paso and finish back in Amarillo. Contestants will be give a pink Saab with a bumper stickers that read, ""I'm Gay, I'm Vegan, I Voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"" The contestant who makes it back to Amarillo alive...wins.

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