A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""To."" ""To who?"" ""To whom*."" ___________________________________________________________ What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory? Give him two test tickles! ___________________________________________________________ What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells. ___________________________________________________________ Two atoms duck into the trenches after an intense firefight. One atom exclaims, ""I think I lost an electron!"" The other asks if he's sure, and the atom replies, ""Yes! I'm positive!""