So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.

Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing

A chihuahua is just a barking cat.