A Compilation of Awful, Somewhat Nerdy Jokes ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""To."" ""To who?"" ""To whom*."" ___________________________________________________________ What do they do to tickle me elmo before he leaves the factory? Give him two test tickles! ___________________________________________________________ What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells. ___________________________________________________________ Two atoms duck into the trenches after an i…

*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in "science" journal]: birds don't like rocks.

[press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water

[my laboratory] ME: I'VE DONE IT! MOUSE WITH EAR GROWING ON IT'S BACK: Holy crap keep it down.