Little Johnny missed schoool today... Little Johnny missed school today, so not wanting to miss his after school band rehearsal he decided to call the front office. ""Hello this is Johnny I missed school today, what time will band rehearsal be today?"" The secretary on the line answered, ""I'm sorry Johnny, you must not have heard, Mr. Jones had a heart attack and died there will be no band rehearsal."" Little Johnny said ""Thank you."" then hung up. A few minutes later the secretary hears the phone ring again when she answers it's Little Johnny ""Hello this is Johnny I missed school today, what time will band rehearsal be today?"" The secretary responds, ""Like I said before Johnny, Mr. Jones had a heart attack and died there will be no band rehearsal."" Johnny says, ""Thank you"" and hangs up. A few minutes later the phone rings yet again, ""Hello this is Johnny I missed school today, what time will band rehearsal be today?"" The secretary answers, ""Johnny what don't you understand? Mr. Jones had a heart attack, then he died, and there will be no band rehearsal!"" Johnny replied ""Oh, I understood you the first time, I just loved hearing you say it.""