Don't make fun of your wife. A husband is prone to making fun of his wife's weight by calling her 'mother of three'. Every time he asks for something he says ""Mother of 3? Where is the remote?"" or ""Mother of 3? What's for dinner?"" One day he has his buddies over for football and he gets a bit drunk. He starts endlessly calling out: ""Mother of 3, Let's get some more beer in here."" ""Mother of 3, how about some chips?"" She doesn't answer. The husband keeps yelling over and over again until finally she sticks her head out of the kitchen and says: ""I'll have your chips and beer in just a minute, father of 1.""
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