A man is sick and tired of his marriage... so he decides to have his wife killed. He goes into a bar in a shady bit of town and asks the barman ""Know anyone who can get someone... you know... *sorted out* for me?"" The barman directs him to Arthur, sitting in a corner on his own. The man goes over and asks if he's Arthur, who replies ""Call me Arty"" ""I need you to get rid of my wife"" ""Ok, tell me where and when"" ""She'll be at Walmart, at about 4 pm tomorrow, wearing jeans, a green t shirt, and a red coat"" ""Ok, that'll be a dollar."" The man doesn't ask questions about why it's so cheap and hands over his dollar, gets out of there. The next day, arty is waiting just inside walmart when he sees a woman in jeans, a green t shirt and red coat. He follows her around, waits until there's no one around, strangles her and dumps her in a freezer. On his way out though, he sees another woman in the same outfit, so he decides he's got enough blood on his hands already, he might as well off this girl too. So he follows her around, strangles her when the coast is clear, and leaves her in a fridge. But someone had seen him kill the first girl on the cctv cameras and called the cops. On the way out, he gets arrested for murder 1. The next day, the headlines read ""Arty chokes 2 for a dollar at walmart""