She LOVES her husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party... As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees h…

Don't make fun of your wife. A husband is prone to making fun of his wife's weight by calling her 'mother of three'. Every time he asks for something he says ""Mother of 3? Where is the remote?"" or ""Mother of 3? What's for dinner?"" One day he has his buddies over for football and he gets a bit drunk. He starts endlessly calling out: ""Mother of 3, Let's get some more beer in here."" ""Mother of 3, how about some chips?"" She doesn't answer. The husband keeps yelling over and over again until …

Freudian Slip Two friends are at a bar talking about embarrassing situations they've had. The first friend says ""Man, last week, I had a really bad Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my fiancee and her mother and our waitress at the restaurant was really curvy and attractive. While ordering I meant to ask what the soup of the day was, and it came out ""What's the boob of the day?""! I was really mortified!"" The other friend replies, ""I know exactly what you mean. Just last night I was ha…

Bring me a beer before it begins! Dad loves to tell this joke whenever he gets the opportunity: A guy comes home, takes off his coat and make his way to the living room. He turns on the tv and catches a game. He sits on his favorite couch then kick back and relax. He then adress his wife in the kitchen ""Honey! bring me a cold one from the fridge befores it begins !"" And so the wife brings him a beer from the fridge which he prompty drinks. ""Honey! an other cold one befores it begins"", the ma…