Bring me a beer before it begins! Dad loves to tell this joke whenever he gets the opportunity: A guy comes home, takes off his coat and make his way to the living room. He turns on the tv and catches a game. He sits on his favorite couch then kick back and relax. He then adress his wife in the kitchen ""Honey! bring me a cold one from the fridge befores it begins !"" And so the wife brings him a beer from the fridge which he prompty drinks. ""Honey! an other cold one befores it begins"", the man says again. And the wife brings him a second beer, which the man also drinks in a few sips. ""Honey! bring me an other one befor..."" He starts. To which the wife starts shouting, ""Ever since you've arrived you've been relaxing on the couch and drinking beer while I'm preparing the meal for the both of us even though I also had a shitty day at work and..."" -There, now it begins.