The Devil gives three men a chance to get into Heaven Three men die and get sent straight to the Gates of Hell where they meet the Devil who tells them that if they can answer his question correctly, they can go to Heaven. The Devil grabs a chair and stabs five holes into it, sits on the chair and farts. Devil: If you can tell me which hole my fart came out of, I will let you leave Hell and enter Heaven. Man 1: I'm a scientists, and since you were sitting normally on the chair, your fart would have come out of the hole in the middle. Devil: No! The Devil tosses him past the gates and into Hell. Man 2: I'm an engineer, and I noticed you leaned to the left, so your fart definitely came out of the hole on the right. Devil: No! The engineer suffers the same fate as the scientist. The Devil looks at the last man and grins as he knows just by this man's appearance that he too would be banished to the depths of Hell. Man 3: I didn't do well in school and I was homeless for that reason, but why wasn't it obvious to those two that your fart came out of your butthole? The Devil, annoyed that his trick has finally been solved after many millennia, begrudgingly sends him the the Pearly Gates with the wave of a hand.