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A priest, a school principal and a lawyer attend a friend's funeral... A priest, a school principal and a lawyer are present at the funeral of a friend of theirs. In his will, the deceased man left the priest, the principal and the lawyer twenty thousand dollars. Each was to place the twenty thousand dollars in the deceased man's casket for him to enjoy in the afterlife. At the wake, the three meet and the priest cracks first. ""I'm sorry to say it, but the church grounds require repairs and I took five thousand dollars to pay for it from my twenty thousand. He still has fifteen thousand in the afterlife."" Now that the priest has made his confession, the school principal speaks up. ""Well, we wanted a new science lab for the students but we were ten thousand short. I took ten thousand dollars from my share."" The lawyer pipes up. ""Well, I'm disappointed with both of you. I just left a check for twenty thousand.""

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