The phone rings, and Dad asks: What does the caller ID say? Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
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[first date] HIM: Can I call you sometime? HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"
After six years of being responsible, I finally went and lost my phone last night. I'm currently using Twitter from the web. LIKE A CAVEMAN.
"I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?" ... *knocks on stall wall* "Hello? Can u hear me?" ... "I like your shoes...Hello?" ..
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