So a man had sent his last daughter off to college... Since his wife had passed away some years before, and he was retired, he was lonely. One day someone told him about Internet Chat services. He created a screen name, Blue_Knight, and started chatting with anonymous people all over the world. One bright spot in his day came in the evening, when Blue_Butterfly would sign on. They started chatting every day, and discovered that they had an amazing amount in common. Each one found that they could…

NO EMAIL An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, ""You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day."" Taken back, the man protests that he is poo…

The new smart car A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired. The man agreed and said to the car... Car, go and bring my children from school. The car went and didn't return in time as expected, t…

John eagerly awaits for his first child to be born... After 9 hours in labor his wife gives birth to a baby boy, Henry. John is so overcome with joy, he vows always to keep him happy and offer him the best in life. Henry is 5 years old. John ask him ""Henry, what do you want for your birthday?"" Henry says ""a pingpong ball"" John is confused at first. So John gets him a brand new bike. Henry is 16 years old. He gets his first job and quickly rises to assistant manager. John is so proud of his s…