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A husband and wife are watching a movie The film is about a widower struggling to raise children alone. The wife turns to here husband and says, ""If I die, I want you to remarry, so the kids will have a mother."" He says, ""Yeah, I guess that would be best."" She gets mad at his lack of loyalty. ""Just like that, huh? You'd just replace me."" ""You brought it up. It was your idea. Besides, you're right, it would be better for the kids."" ""Not a moment's hesitation. You'd just bring someone home to sleep in our bed."" ""What's wrong with our bed? You're getting mad over nothing."" ""Nothing? You'd give her my car to drive, wouldn't you?"" ""Honey, you're being silly. You're not going to die, and even if you did, God forbid, what difference would it make what happens to your car?"" ""I bet you'd even let her use my golf clubs."" ""Oh, no. She's left handed.""

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