when i was a kid my father caught me wearing a ponytail so he sat me down and made me eat an entire steven seagal movie

Little Johnny in Sunday School A Sunday school teacher think his students might need a refresher on Jesus, so he asks the class, ""Do you know Jesus is?"" Steven raises his hand and says ""Jesus is in Heaven."" Mary answers ""He's in my heart."" Little Johnny raises his hand and jumps up and down and blurts out, ""He's in our bathroom!"" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. ""Well"" Little Johnny says ""every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells…

Where is Jesus today? A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, **""Where is Jesus today?""** Steven raises his hand and says, *""He's in Heaven.""* Mary answers, *""He's in my heart.""* Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, **""He's in our bathroom!""** The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. **""Well,""** Little Johnny says, **""every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom…

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, ""Where is Jesus today?"" Steven raised his hand and said, ""He's in heaven."" Mary was called on and answered, ""He's in my heart."" Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, ""I …