In heaven, in order to see what vehicle you will be given, Peter must ask you a question... The first man comes up, and Peter asks, ""Have you ever cheated on your wife?"" The man answers, ""no never!"" Peter replies, ""ok, you get a Rolls Royce."" A second man comes up, Peter asks him the same question and he answers, ""well once or twice, but only in the first year!"" ""Ok, you get a Buick"" A third man comes up, Peter asks him the question, and he answers, ""yeah, but not the last year!"" ""Ok, you get a pinto"" Later on, inside heaven, the man with the Rolls Royce was seen crying. Some people come up to him as asked ""What are you crying about? You have the Rolls Royce!"" ""I just saw my wife, and she was on a skateboard"".