In a neighbourhood there were two little brothers, Jim and Jake... Jim was 12, and Jake was 9, and they were two little devils. They ran around stealing stuff from the neighbours, and whenever something went missing on the neighbourhood, everyone knew it was their fault. One day, after they stole somethign yet again, their mother said: ""I'm done with you two!"", and decided to call the local priest for help. He suggested that she should send Jake to the church, and there he would turn into a more behaved child. As soon as Jake got to the church and closed the gates, the priest asked him: ""My child, where is Jesus Christ?"" Jake became petrified in place, scared of the priest. ""Where is Jesus Christ??"", the priest asked again, raising his voice. Jake then ran outside and back inside his house, and hid under his bed. When Jim got back home and found him hiding, he asked him ""What happened? You look terrified!"" Jake then replied: ""Bro, we're screwed!! Jesus Christ is missing and they think it's our fault!!!!!""
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