Holiday Joke Three polocks were walking down the street when they got hit by a truck.They all died and went to the gates of heaven where Saint Peter was waiting. Saint Peter said ok, I've got to give you a quiz to make sure you're good enough to get into heaven. So Peter ask the first polock ""What is Easter""? The first polock gets excited and says ""I know this one...that's when the guy with the big red suit comes down from the chimney""...BOOM! ...a bolt of lightning hits the polock and instantly sends him to hell. Saint Peter ask the next polock same question, ""What is Easter""? The second polock is a little nervous and says ""I know this one...that's when we give thanks and eat turkey""...BOOM! ... lighting hits...straight to hell. At this point the third polock is sweating his balls off. Saint Peter...same question...""What is Easter""? The third polock says ""I know this one...that's when Jesus died for our sins...and was buried...and on the third day he rose...and if he sees his shadow...BOOM!