A guy shows up at the Pearly Gates [Long] Saint Peter welcomes him and says, ""Welcome! Before I let you into heaven, I'd like to look over your life actions to see if you were a good person."" The guy agrees and Peter opens his book. Saint Peter looks very concerned one moment, then very confused the next moment, and eventually the guy asks if there's a problem. ""Well, I'm troubled that I can't find one single good deed you've done in your whole life. That doesn't help you out. But I'm confused because you also don't seem to have committed any bad deeds. I'll be honest, I have no idea what to do here."" The guy asks what the protocol is, and Peter says he can check with the boss unless the guy can come up with a good deed that might not be in the book. The guy gets excited and says, ""You know I have done a good deed. I was driving on the highway when I see this group of bikers all tatted up with face piercings and scars beating up a dog on the side of the road. I pulled over and got up some courage and I went over and knocked down the biggest guy I saw with my tire iron and said 'There's more of that for whoever tries to hurt this dog ever again.'"" Peter says ""Wonderful! That counts, when was that?"" Guy says ""Oh about ten minutes ago""