I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S.

The US, France, Germany and Canada are commissioned to write a report on elephant mating... [Canadian Joke] Once upon a time, four different countries the U.S., Germany, France, and Canada were asked by the United Nations to publish a study on the mating behaviours of elephants. The U.S. sold the project to the lowest private bidder, who wrote ""How to Make a Million Dollars by Raising Elephants."" The French wrote ""The Courting Rituals of Elephants."" The Germans, in a timely and efficient m…

Cold Cold Canada. There was an elderly couple who lived in a small house, right smack dab on the U.S. and Canadian border. For several years the two goverments had argued over which nation the house belonged to. One day the elderly couple recived a letter stating that they were now considered full American citizens and there property was deemed as American soil. After reading this the old woman looks to her husband as says ""Thank goodness, No more of those cold Canadian winters.

The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us