The US, France, Germany and Canada are commissioned to write a report on elephant mating... [Canadian Joke] Once upon a time, four different countries the U.S., Germany, France, and Canada were asked by the United Nations to publish a study on the mating behaviours of elephants. The U.S. sold the project to the lowest private bidder, who wrote ""How to Make a Million Dollars by Raising Elephants."" The French wrote ""The Courting Rituals of Elephants."" The Germans, in a timely and efficient m…