So a blonde and her two friends went hunting... The first woman comes back with a rabbit, to the amazement of the second woman, who proceeds to ask ""How'd you do it?"" To which the first replies ""Found the tracks, followed the tracks, saw the rabbit, shot the rabbit, rabbit stopped."" The second woman then goes out and comes back with a deer, to the amazement of the blonde, who proceeds to ask ""How'd you do it?"" The second woman says ""found the tracks, followed the tracks, saw the deer, shot the deer, deer stopped."" The blonde goes out and ends up in the hospital. The other women go to visit her and ask ""WHAT HAPPENED?"" The blonde replies ""Found the train tracks, followed the train tracks, saw the train, shot the train, train didn't stop...""