3 Guys Die And Go To The Pearly Gates St. Peter was waiting for them at the gate and said, ""However faithful you were to your wife, that will determine the vehicle you will get in heaven"" as he pointed to another shining gate many miles in the distance. The first guy comes up to the gate and says, ""I never, ever cheated on my wife; she was the love of my life and I told her every day. "". St. Peter smiled and handed him the keys to a brand spanking new Ferrari. The next man stepped forward and said, ""I cheated on my wife just once. It was the biggest regret of my life, and I still love her."" Saint Peter looks at the man and finally decides, that he is worthy of a late model Honda Civic. The third man comes up and says, "" I screwed everything I saw. every weekend I was in a different bed, and I wasn't once faithful to my wife."" St. Peter looks the man up and down, and gives him a bicycle with a flat tire. The next day, the man with the bicycle was riding along and he sees the man with the Ferrari, pulled over, and sobbing next to his car. He asks, ""Why are you here crying when you could be in heaven already?!"" The man stopped sobbing, momentarily and says, ""Because I just passed my wife 5 minutes ago. She was walking in 4 inch heels!!!""