The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs... He is finishing his treatise on comparative religions, when Dopey raises his hand to ask a question. ""Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"" ""No, Dopey,"" responds the Pontiff, ""there are not."" ""Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?"" Dopey asked. ""No, Dopey,"" chuckles the Pope, ""there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."" ""Mr. Pope,"" Dopey asked pleadingly, ""are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"" ""No, Dopey,"" the Pope says sadly, ""there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."" Then, softly...in the background, the six remaining dwarfs start chanting... *""Dopey screwed a penguin. Dopey screwed a penguin...""*