When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now

[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night

twitter has a very "high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes" vibe

The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23.