Little Donald schools his teacher. Little Donald's 6th grade teacher asked kids to demonstrate ""salesmanship skills"" over the weekend and report back on Monday morning. Monday morning in class, Little Sally started: ""I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30. My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."" ""Very good,"" said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: ""I sold magazines,"" she said, ""I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.""""Very good, Jenny,"" said the teacher.. Eventually, it was Little Donald's turn. The teacher held her breath ... Little Donald walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. ""$2,467,"" he said. ""$2,467!"" cried the teacher, ""What in the world were you selling?"" ""Toothbrushes,"" said Little Donald. ""Toothbrushes,"" echoed the teacher.""How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"" Little Donald said, ""I found a busiest corner in town and I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."" All of the customers said, ""Hey, this tastes like dog poop!"" Then I would say,""It IS dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?""