#little-sally

Little Johnny Goes To School... Little Johnny goes to school and after only 15 minutes, the teacher tells them that whoever can identify the speaker one of three quotes can go home. Johnny couldn't believe it, he was smart enough, he could go home after only 15 minutes of school! So the teacher says ""I'll start out with an easy one. Who said 'I have a dream?'"" Before Johnny could even blink, Little Sally throws her hand in the air and says ""Martin Luther King Jr."" The teacher congratulates h…

Little Donald schools his teacher. Little Donald's 6th grade teacher asked kids to demonstrate ""salesmanship skills"" over the weekend and report back on Monday morning. Monday morning in class, Little Sally started: ""I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30. My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."" ""Very good,"" said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: ""I sold magazines,"" she said, ""I made $45 and I explained to ev…

Little Sally was on a swing. She fell off. Why? Because she had no hands. Why didn't she get up? Because she had no legs, either. Why did noone help her? Because she had no friends. What did Little Sally get for Christmas? Gloves... JK. She couldn't even open the box. What did she get for her second Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her third Christmas? Funearl rites. What were Little Sally's parents looking for after Little Sally's death? Someone to hold the funearl. What was the last thi…

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!