So these three blondes die trying to jump the Grand Canyon... Fortunately for them, they were all Christians, so they went straight up to Heaven and met Saint Peter at the gate. He put down his newspaper and greeted the women with a smile. ""Alright ladies, I have no problem letting you into Heaven, but you need to answer me one simple question- what is Easter?"" ""Oh that's easy!"" The first blonde steps forward ""It's that holiday when the Pilgrims came to America and we celebrate all of our blessings!"" Saint Peter shakes his head. ""Admission denied"" he states as he presses the big red button and sends her into purgatory. The second blonde scoffs and steps forward. ""What an idiot! Everyone knows that it's the holiday where we celebrate Jesus's birth and give presents to each other!"" At this point, Saint Peter is banging his head on the bars of the golden gates. ""No. Admission. Denied."" He presses the button and she falls into purgatory. The third blonde flips her hair and says ""Don't worry, I got this. Easter is a holiday that falls on the same day as a Jewish holiday, in which we note the story of Jesus being crucified and taken down, where his body was put into a cave with a rock rolled in front of it."" At this point, Saint Peter is smiling and reaches for the button. ""...and every year they roll the rock away and if Jesus comes out and sees his shadow...""