A black man walks into a bar... A black man walks into a noisy, crowded bar with a beautiful, multicolored parrot on his shoulder. As soon as he steps in, all noise suddenly ceases and everyone turns to stare at him. One man steps forward and asks, stunned: ""Where did you get that?"" The bar is quiet, save the creaks of seats as everyone leans in to hear the answer. ""Go to Africa,"" the parrot responds, ""there's millions of them.""