So, the Presidential Election is only a little over weeks away and I still haven't decided... ...if I should learn Russian, Chinese, Arabic or Spanish Because we will probably have a war against Russia and lose, or get economically crushed by China, or get sold out to the Arabs, or get overran by Mexicans.

Xi and Biden have a bet Xi wagers that in 100 years time China would be the dominant superpower, while Biden is confident that the USA will remain uncontested. So after their terms ended and they reached the end of their mortal coil, they were cryogenically preserved in Switzerland and woken up in 100 years. Strolling down the future streets of Geneva, they come across a news broadcast on a large billboard. “Ha! I knew it! China is a soft power giant now!” Says Xi, pointing at the newsreader…

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.

Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face.