Yet another damn genie joke A man is walking on the beach in California when he trips over a lamp in the sand. A genie emerges and says, ""You've freed me after being in that lamp for a thousand years! In gratitude, I will give you one wish."" The man thinks for a bit and says, ""You know, I'd like to visit Hawaii, but I'm deathly afraid of boats and airplanes. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?"" ""Come on, buddy, I've been in a lamp for a thousand years; I want to get out and see the world. …

Just another Genie A biker going through is third divorce comes across a very unusual bottle. As he is cleaning it a genie appears. The genie says to the biker, I will grant you one wish. The biker looks at the genie and calls him out on the fact that genies are supposed to grant three wishes. This genie explains to the biker that he is only a junior genie and he will only be able to perform on wish. After careful thought the biker says, OK, I got it. I would like for you to build me a bridge fr…

The Biker and God So God is watching this this biker as he rides in California, he was a real nasty guy in a biker gang, used to be a real bastard. Eventually he got married, had kids, left his life of crime behind him and became a really good guy. God then starts talking to him: > So, you used to be a real bad guy, now you have a family and do plenty of charity work. I'm really impressed, i'm going to grant you one wish, tell me what you want. The biker is thankful and responds. >Wow God,…

To his utter disbelief, a man is granted a wish from God. He asks, ""Please build a bridge from California to Hawaii. That way so many more people could go and experience the beauty of Hawaii."" God replies, ""That is asking a lot. That would be 3000 miles of bridge! Ask for something else."" ""Ok,"" he replies, ""in that case, please help me understand women."" Um, how many lanes did you want on that bridge?