The princess drink A man gets a promotion one day at work and decides to celebrate with his wife later on. They decide to go to a fancy restaurant they had never been to before. They get seated and are shown the drinks menu. The waiter says to them ""we are known for our drinks that we name after celebrities, such as the Emma Watson, a perfectly mixed well balanced drink, or the Charlie Sheen, made with perfection and tiger blood"" as they are speaking, a waiter walks in with a bottle of vodka, …

A husband and wife go into a pet store... The husband tells his wife that for her birthday present, the wife can pick out any animal in the store. She takes her time looking at all the different cats, dogs, guinea pigs etc., and isn't particularly fond of any of them. She eventually sees this large frog in the far corner of the store and immediately falls in love with it and tells her husband, ""I have to have this frog."" So the husband and wife bring it up to the cashier. Before cashing them o…

A horse and a ram were sitting in a bar. ""Fancy another beer?"" said the horse. ""It's thirsty work pulling that cart all day."" ""I know what you mean,"" replied the ram. ""I've been stuck in a field all afternoon with no protection whatsoever from the sun. And the only water we get comes in a through that is filled with grass, muck and wool. I've been gasping for a cold beer since about three o'clock."" ""It's appalling the working conditions we have to endure."" said the horse. ""Tell me abo…

A man and a frog One evening a man was taking a walk and was passing by a pet store. The pet store owner was stand in front holding a large frog. As the man was passing, ""Hey Mr. You want to buy this frog?"" ""No. I don't want to buy that frog"" Store owner says "" This frog will give you the best blow job you ever had. If not, I will refund all your monet"" So the man buys the frog. What man could pass the chance for the best blow job. Later that same evening, new frog owner's wife comes home.…