A horse and a ram were sitting in a bar. ""Fancy another beer?"" said the horse. ""It's thirsty work pulling that cart all day."" ""I know what you mean,"" replied the ram. ""I've been stuck in a field all afternoon with no protection whatsoever from the sun. And the only water we get comes in a through that is filled with grass, muck and wool. I've been gasping for a cold beer since about three o'clock."" ""It's appalling the working conditions we have to endure."" said the horse. ""Tell me about it,"" said the ram. ""But if any of us dares to complain, we're threatened with the slaugtherhouse. You wouldn't mind, but I can't imagine the farmer and his wife drinking dirty water through."" ""You're right there,"" said the horse. ""It's a national disgrace."" He reached over for the menu. ""I wouldn't mind something to eat as well, as long as it doesn't contain oats. I don't think my boss has ever heard of a healthy balanced diet."" ""No, none of them have a clue about nutrition,"" said the ram. ""You've only got to look at them though. They're all fat and ruddy-faced - heart attacks waiting to happen."" ""I fancy a burger,"" said the horse, ""with extra cheese."" ""Good idea,"" replied the ram. ""Will you order two? But before that, I must go to the toilet. Any idea where it is?"" ""No, I haven't,"" said the horse. ""Like you, it's the first time I've been here."" Just then a pig sitting at a nearby table said: ""The toilet is through the door by the pool table."" The ram looked at the horse with a puzzled expression and said: ""Would you look at that, a talking pig!""