A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy find a genie in a bottle. The genie asks each of them what they wish for. The mexican says, ""My wish is for all my mexicans in America to be back in Mexico, drinking beer on the beach!"" Poof, his wish is granted. The black guy says, ""my wish is for my fellow Africans living in America to all be transported back to Africa where we can be happy and safe!"" Poof, his wish is also granted. The genie turns to the white guy and asks him what his wish is. ""Well, you mean to tell me all the mexicans and black are out of America? I guess I""ll take a Pepsi then.""