Tom Swift's best moments. ""German sausage jokes are the wurst,"" Tom said frankly. ""I got cut in half,"" Tom said intuitively. ""I will never read Shakespeare,"" Tom said unwillingly. ""I lost my legs right under the ankles,"" Tom said defeatedly. ""Who turned out the lights?"" Tom asked dimly. ""I don't know the words to this song,"" Tom said humbly. ""I lost my wrists,"" Tom said offhandedly.
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