Your password must include 5 minutes of interpretive dance, 15 excerpts from contemporary fiction and 1 word made up by Shakespeare.

I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous.

[I time travel and bring back Shakespeare] SHAKESPEARE: What's this? ME: That's a meme SHAKESPEARE: What the hell is wrong with you people

If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings.