"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind" -Shakespeare

I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous.

[I time travel and bring back Shakespeare] SHAKESPEARE: What's this? ME: That's a meme SHAKESPEARE: What the hell is wrong with you people

If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings.